There is no porn here.

I just posted another thrilling chapter of my new blog, The Matrimony Man. Don't forget to check it out and leave some comments! I'm trying to get a book deal here!

In other news, I found this online... (WARNING: This clip contains some explicit lyrics and subject matter that is not appropriate for children).

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It's funny, but don't play it in front of your kids.
Kevin Tumlinson