No raccoons were harmed in the making of this card. They were harmed before I made the card. Then they were painted over. Then made the subject of a funny and irreverant card that you can pass around to friends. Send one to PETA.
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Kevin Tumlinson is the author of numerous novels, novellas, and non-fiction books, and the host of the Wordslinger Podcast. Try three of his best books for free when you download his starter library at kevintumlinson.com/starterlibrary.
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No raccoons were harmed in the making of this card. They were harmed before I made the card. Then they were painted over. Then made the subject of a funny and irreverant card that you can pass around to friends. Send one to PETA.